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I've been cleaning poo for days.........

guess what?

It's very hard to wrap a baseball bat. Yes it sure is. Especially when there's no tape.

Hi. My name is Lauren, and I have no brain cells left.

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Dear Diary,

Today I wore my pajamas as clothes.

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I must have had an out of body experience. Somehow, I returned from Kohl's with 6 more potato heads. Something is very, very, wrong with me.

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Josh approached me from behind today, while I was typing an email at the computer. I felt him gently brush his hand across my back, then walk away.

Me: Josh. Did you just wipe your boogies on me?

Josh: Yup! (walks away)

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Back to wrapping my bat. Where's my wine?

A little "reality" check

So, maybe they DO deserve each other, but I'm still having a hard time with it.

Men! Looks fade! Stupid is forever.

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And now, A story from double J:

" It looks like Mr Potato family:
Once upon a time there was a Mr. Potato head, and Mrs. Potato head and Baby potato head , and they were all mixed up. The End."


"That's a GOOD story"
" I like that story"
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I know I'm biased, but that kid just cracks me up!