It's very hard to wrap a baseball bat. Yes it sure is. Especially when there's no tape.
Hi. My name is Lauren, and I have no brain cells left.
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Dear Diary,
Today I wore my pajamas as clothes.
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I must have had an out of body experience. Somehow, I returned from Kohl's with 6 more potato heads. Something is very, very, wrong with me.
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Josh approached me from behind today, while I was typing an email at the computer. I felt him gently brush his hand across my back, then walk away.
Me: Josh. Did you just wipe your boogies on me?
Josh: Yup! (walks away)
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Back to wrapping my bat. Where's my wine?
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