Whatever you say, J.

Real "conversations" with J, as they happen - now. (riveting stuff)

3p
J: I want a glass of cup with a...Mommy this is too cold...and that's my potato head...can I have a glass of cup .......Mommy, I want to make bubble drink...Mommy, I want to make bubble white drink.

Me: Whatever you say, J.

3:06p
J: I want a buckle so I can jump and go boom and...Mommy, I want to fly

3:07p
J: (BURP) Mommy! What was that? Did I do something (hysterical laughter)

3:08p
J: Mommy, I want a Mr. and Mrs. Potato head. Mommy, Ants bother...Ants Bother... Mommy, am I Ian? Oh, that will be a party....

can't make this shtuff up, folks.