Gah! It feels like I have snapped something vital in my neck. Not good on any day, but especially when there are two (TWO!) little people screaming my name, demanding attention all the live long day.
::big, poor me - pitty party - sigh::
Did I mention J has diarrhea? "MOMMY!! WIPE MY BUTT! NOW!" yes boss. right away.
M&J paid a visit to their friend the Pediatrician yesterday, and had their ears cleaned out. Allow me to share here, that NEVER in my life have I seen so much crap extracted from one's ear.
Holy - what the heck is that - batman. What a mess.
Happy Note:
Reading: The Hunger Games (awesome)
Saw Valentine's Day last night. What a cute movie :-) I really like it. What a nice surprise!
Also:
The big glowing star in the sky has returned, and it's 60. Now, if only they would go outside......
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
and the day begins..
J: I want a Barbie.
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J: (to the dog) RUFF! RUFF! MOMMY! I don't like Jappers. He barks.
Dog:
Me:
J: RUFF!
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J: Mommy, I found a Buzz Lightyear GRANDPA!
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and of course:
J: I'm a BABY. Goo Goo GA GA! (maniacal laughter)
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The above was all in rapid fire succession. He's nuts.
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J: (to the dog) RUFF! RUFF! MOMMY! I don't like Jappers. He barks.
Dog:
Me:
J: RUFF!
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J: Mommy, I found a Buzz Lightyear GRANDPA!
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and of course:
J: I'm a BABY. Goo Goo GA GA! (maniacal laughter)
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The above was all in rapid fire succession. He's nuts.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
And to break up the day....
Jump Zone.
Two Birthday parties.
Open Play.
It's......loud
It's......chaotic
It's NOT FUN.
Okay...the boys had a blast, but the big kids there tackled the little ones. The parents of the bigger kids paid no attention, and the facility had ZERO workers in the arena.
I hate that place.....slightly less than listening to chicka chicka boom boom x forever, watching Alvin (and listening to J squeal with glee when Alvin says "stupid")
No... I CANNOT play potato head's anymore either. Who wants to babysit for zippo pay? Anyone? ANYONE????
Quiet. Mommy's thinking......
Tonight Mommy's thinking about begging the Grammy to stay with her darlings, while Mommy catches a movie. ALONE.
Two Birthday parties.
Open Play.
It's......loud
It's......chaotic
It's NOT FUN.
Okay...the boys had a blast, but the big kids there tackled the little ones. The parents of the bigger kids paid no attention, and the facility had ZERO workers in the arena.
I hate that place.....slightly less than listening to chicka chicka boom boom x forever, watching Alvin (and listening to J squeal with glee when Alvin says "stupid")
No... I CANNOT play potato head's anymore either. Who wants to babysit for zippo pay? Anyone? ANYONE????
Quiet. Mommy's thinking......
Tonight Mommy's thinking about begging the Grammy to stay with her darlings, while Mommy catches a movie. ALONE.
chicka chicka boom boom
Repeat x 10,496, and you have my audio for the past hour. Thanks, J.
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while watching Alvin and the Chipmunks for the 5th time today. ( sadly,no exaggeration there)
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And not to be forgotten, Mr and "Mom" potato head now travel room to room, falling apart, thus causing screams of terror ( Mom's EAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR fell OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! FIXXX ITTTTTTTTTTTTT" )
all the live long day.........
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while watching Alvin and the Chipmunks for the 5th time today. ( sadly,no exaggeration there)
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And not to be forgotten, Mr and "Mom" potato head now travel room to room, falling apart, thus causing screams of terror ( Mom's EAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR fell OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! FIXXX ITTTTTTTTTTTTT" )
all the live long day.........
Friday, February 12, 2010
::sigh::
Me: Get off the table. Sit on the couch.
J: No. The couch is too comfortable.
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J: No. The couch is too comfortable.
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Wednesday, February 10, 2010
ouch
Is it really happening???? Am I sick AGAIN?????? Good grief!
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At least I have entertainment.
Mikey said to me last night, after I asked him if he would like me to visit during lunch:
"NO!!! I do not want you. No adults belong at my school. YOU go to high school."
Umm.
As flattering as that sounds, I couldn't help but wonder if this is what he told his teachers and peers! Just picturing it makes me giggle! (Mikey, what does your Mommy do? She goes to high school) ahhhhhhahahahahahahah.
What's even better is, when we were at orientation, I brought my husband and babysitter with me to help keep track of Josh and Mikey in all the chaos. While trying to figure out which class Mikey belonged in, Several teachers spoke to my husband and sitter thinking she was me.
I didn't correct them. :-)
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At least I have entertainment.
Mikey said to me last night, after I asked him if he would like me to visit during lunch:
"NO!!! I do not want you. No adults belong at my school. YOU go to high school."
Umm.
As flattering as that sounds, I couldn't help but wonder if this is what he told his teachers and peers! Just picturing it makes me giggle! (Mikey, what does your Mommy do? She goes to high school) ahhhhhhahahahahahahah.
What's even better is, when we were at orientation, I brought my husband and babysitter with me to help keep track of Josh and Mikey in all the chaos. While trying to figure out which class Mikey belonged in, Several teachers spoke to my husband and sitter thinking she was me.
I didn't correct them. :-)
Saturday, February 6, 2010
I heart Target :-)
For once, that screaming child in Target wasn't MINE!!!
Those dear parents. The Dad just stood there in silence, while the Mum apologized to everyone. I kept saying "It's okay! It's usually mine" (points to J - cuz it usually is........) Oh, those poor folks...they sincerely looked mortified.
So, here's the funny:
girl in buggy screaming at TOP of voice " IIIIIIIII WANTTTTTTTTTTT A COOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" x 100 and throwing her shoes at people who passed her by...
J looks up at me and says (serious and concerned) "um...Mummy? I think.........I think........(girl screaming) yes, I think that little girl wants....a cookie."
It just made me laugh. He's so cute. And again, I was all kinds of giddy it wasn't him.
I love Target. It makes me feel....normal :-P
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Quiet, mommy's thinking......tonight I'm thinking about avocados and ice cream. mmmmm
Those dear parents. The Dad just stood there in silence, while the Mum apologized to everyone. I kept saying "It's okay! It's usually mine" (points to J - cuz it usually is........) Oh, those poor folks...they sincerely looked mortified.
So, here's the funny:
girl in buggy screaming at TOP of voice " IIIIIIIII WANTTTTTTTTTTT A COOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" x 100 and throwing her shoes at people who passed her by...
J looks up at me and says (serious and concerned) "um...Mummy? I think.........I think........(girl screaming) yes, I think that little girl wants....a cookie."
It just made me laugh. He's so cute. And again, I was all kinds of giddy it wasn't him.
I love Target. It makes me feel....normal :-P
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Quiet, mommy's thinking......tonight I'm thinking about avocados and ice cream. mmmmm
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